hmmmm

Hmmmmm...
My husbands shoes were stolen (AGAIN) today from INFRONT of our house, for the 3rd time THIS MONTH...
I am overcome with rage/frustration and want to Kill someone..but..WHO??
my lovely husband?who naively continues to leave his shoes on the front doorsteps because- "its not gonna happen twice, come on" or "3 times in a month? come on" yea come on...3 times in a month BABY next time you can try going barefoot for a while...
but seriously it makes me paranoid because
- there are people walking around my house in the dark, waiting for us to go to bed, so that they can steal shoes off our doorstep..
- who knows if they are trying door handles/car door handles?? peering through the windows? watching?waiting? Did I mention our house in on a 3 acre property that it completely fenced?? the gate is like 200m away from our house meaning trespassers are crossing some distance to get to my front doorsteps!!( yes, the fence has many holes and pushed over bits thanks to some ignorant neighbours who dont understand the purpose of a fence and have over the years continued to just 'hop' on over - but its still a fence with a purpose)

I told my hubby that I think I should keep a weapon at the house, you know, just in case?? like...does he keep a pistol anywhere??It doesnt even need to work, or have bullets(!!) it can be just an imposter a toy for all I care so long as it looks the part! Im not a person for having such 'equiptment' around anyways especially with little ones...but I am seriously the HUGEST fefevale out there, that just having it stored locked in some attic nearby is enough to just calm the nerves...JUST incase something ever happened... you know what he said?? "What?! you cant keep one of those! its just not right (to point that at someone.. especially someone from the village)...best to keep a baseball bat or something"...because you know, whoever is stealing shoes is probably a well mannered gentlemen who just happened to need 1, 2 no 3 pairs of shoes....who doesnt really have a bad bone in his/her body..yes, its not some crazy lunatic wide eyed salivating mouthed bushman that I keep making it out to be...no, and this person cant possibly ever have the intent to do anything more then just steal shoes..we know that becauuuussseee...? oh and because it may be someone from nearby that maybe acquainted to us you know, best be on my best behaviour when confronting them.....eh...man, I dont care what kinda lunatic/gentlmen is out there stacking a pile of our shoes in his her house, Im not one to take my chances so bring on the be be /air gun....

anyways, thats my rant for the day
life in the islands...gota love it!